Monday, November 12, 2007

Obesity Causes Global Warming

The causes of global warming are varied enough to lay a guilty charge at the feet of every man, woman and child on the planet, which makes it the greatest political opportunity of all time in terms of social engineering.

The newest culprit in global warming is obesity.. Yes, that's right. Fat people cause global warming.

Because the APHA (American Public Health Association) intends to link obesity with global warming, soon it won't just be people driving gas guzzling vehicles or corporations spewing pollutants into the air who will be under fire. Soon, just carrying extra weight will cause the fiery finger of global warming to point at you.

Already we have been informed that cars carrying fat people use more gasoline. More fossil fuel emissions, more global warming. Maybe one day cars will weigh the occupant with a cleverly installed scale built into the seat and reject those whose weight exceeds a preset limit.

But at least one leading environmentalist calculates that walking is more injurious to the atmosphere than driving. Exercise requires fuel, and for a human that relates to the amount of calories consumed. Chris Goodall, author of How to Live a Low-Carbon Life maintains that food production is so energy-intensive that it creates more carbon emissions to provide those calories than it does to simply get in the car and drive.

5 comments:

SteveGorzula said...

My chubby friends drink a lot of diet sodas every day. Does the carbon dioxide gas from these drinks also contribute to global warming?

Andrea said...

It's very possible Steve. I understand they are investigating Pop Rocks candy for that very reason.

Undertakerxx said...

In a related story it was reported today that the hot air dispelled by Self Appointed Global Warming Experts. Creates enough carbon dioxide to raise the earths' temperature by 1 degree a year. To solve the issue some lawmakers have put forward a Put A Sock In It Campaign hoping to quell the output and damage being caused to the earth......

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